MAU - Blushing Bride   3/30/2003 At a bachelor party, a few friends use an MAU to liven up the party. This leaves the groom in a very strange situation with the upcoming wedding; he and his bride-to-be have to improvise a lot.

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Bikini Beach: Black Widow  3/10/2003 Guys are turning up dead, and the cops have no leads. Who is this very mysterious serial killer, and are BB's customers on the list?

Bikini Beach: Over the River and Through the Woods  12/24/2002 An elderly man, confined to a nursing home and often neglected by his children, wishes for one last holiday with his family.

A Pair of my Own  12/30/2002 A man recounts, in a diary, some of his jealousies and fantasies about breasts. Then, when a strange cocktail of chemicals and a mutant cold virus causes breast development ...

MAU - Accidental Addict  10/31/2002 Agents C and D are trying to track down a victim of an MAU. Even they are surprised at the changes the device made to this one person.

MAU - The Ultimate Costume  10/31/2002 A couple are planning to go to a Halloween party, but can't decide on a costume. At the last minute, the host offers to let them use his newest 'toy', an alien device that can change people. The two put their heads together and come up with a very unique 'costume'.

MAU - Sisters of the Night  10/31/2002 A couple of roommates stumble across an MAU and decide to use it to get really great Halloween costumes to crash a Fraternity party. When the big night comes, they can't get in. Then one of the guys lets his fascination with creatures of the night run amok, and they end up with costumes no-one would ever believe. The MAU, however, has a way of making Halloween go on forever...

Bikini Beach: Customer Service  6/30/2002 As Anya takes over more duties at the Beach, she realizes that not all of the patrons are adapting well to the change. She decides that something needs to be done. (Note - this story contains a number of characters from older Bikini Beach stories.)

MAU - Trekkin' Along  6/30/2002 The continuing adventures of Danni, a 'victim' of the Morphic Adaptation Unit who now resembles Seven of Nine, down to functional Borg implants! The variety of Trek-related changees are adapting to their new situations, some better than others. Meanwhile, the 'Agency' has a new man on the job to discover the group's secrets.

Bikini Beach: The Regatta   5/12/2002 A few friends are looking for sponsors for their sailboat in the big annual regatta, but no one wants to help out. One of the guys overhears a conversation about 'diversity' in sponsorships, and he gets an idea.

Bikini Beach: Moonlighting   3/30/2002 A man struggling to pay child support goes to BB. After the change, he ends up in an amateur strip contest, and finds a way to make a good second income.

Summer Swap (Alternate Ending)   2/3/2002 Under a moonlit night, a guy experiences sex for the first time - and gets the special gift of temporarily swapping with his partner. Life afterwards will never be the same... (This alternate ending touches on the dark desperation that sometimes afflicts mankind. Do not read if you don't like happy endings.)

Summer Swap   2/3/2002 Under a moonlit night, a guy experiences sex for the first time - and gets the special gift of temporarily swapping with his partner. Life afterwards will never be the same...

Vengeance   2/3/2002 A prisoner is wondering about the strange treatments he's receiving at the hands of a very mysterious captor. The mystery is soon revealed - to the horror of the captive. (Warning - this story touches on the events of September 11.)

SRU: Coming Clean   2/3/2002 A business owner has a problem with one of his employees. The SRU wizard has a solution - if the guy can follow the directions!

SRU: Charmed   2/3/2002 When a guy with a breast fetish annoys his small-breasted girlfriend once too often, he thinks he's found the answer in a gift from SRU. Things with SRU, though, are very often not what they seem.

Bikini Beach: Desperate Times   2/3/2002 A man's world is collapsing around him after he loses his high-tech job. As he sets about a desperate last-ditch attempt to provide for his family, he stumbles across Bikini Beach. His strategy - and his life - change in ways he could have never expected.

Vicky's Tale   2/3/2002 Vicky has appeared in numerous Bikini Beach stories, and has been somewhat of a mystery. Her story is presented here - who she is, who she was, and how she got involved in Bikini Beach.

MAU: Like Father, Like Son   2/3/2002 A girl sees her parents using a MAU, and she gets some ideas, especially when her brother needs help getting to know a knockout cheerleader. (Sequel to Role Reversal)

MAU - Role Reversal  8/9/2001 A man with a hormone problem finds an MAU. With some experimentation, he and his wife find a way to put some zing back into their love lives. It's only temporary, right?

Bikini Beach: The Nerds - Holiday Queen   8/9/2001  The nerds are supposed to sponsor a contestant in the annual Holliday Queen pageant. When they can't find a girl to sponsor, they decide to 'make their own'. But things don't always go as planned, and their 'brother' seems to be enjoying newfound popularity - maybe a bit too much!

MAU - Trekkies  5/30/2001 A stereotypical nerd and big Star Trek fan is having major problems fitting in, let alone getting treated as a real person. Then, at an SF convention, he discovers an alien box, and it transforms his life, and the lives of many of his acquaintences.

MAU - Don't Mess with a Nerd 2  4/19/2001 A nerd is humiliated by a popular girl. To end his misery, a friend shows him the MAU he found. Quickly, the two hatch a plot to get back at the girl who tricked him.

MAU - Don't Mess with a Nerd  4/14/2001 Two small nerds are the target of frequent abuse by a few toughs. When one of them stumbles onto an MAU, they use it to distract themselves from the tormenting. But soon, they begin to realize that the MAU gives them the power they need to exact their own brand of revenge...

MAU - Seducing a Lesbian  4/14/2001 Two new guys in town both fancy a hot neighbor. After she shoots them down, a friend clues them in - she's a lesbian. Fortunately, or unfortunately, he just found an MAU, and using the alien technology, they will get a chance to get in her pants. But what about her dog?

MAU - All Alone  4/14/2001 When a lonely forest ranger finds an MAU, he wonders how it can cure his shyness around women. The strange device, however, gives him a different cure for his loneliness than he imagined.

MAU - The Stripper  3/25/2001 A stripper is confronted by a pair of mysterious government agents, who seem to know all about her past. They are very interested in her story - and the peculiar changes the MAU made to her body.

MAU - Made for Each Other  3/25/2001 A couple enjoying a peaceful secluded honeymoon stumble across a strange box. Soon, their fantasies are mingling with their love life. But when all is said and done, who draws the line between fantasy and reality?

MAU - Sam's Revenge  3/25/2001 When a hillbilly stumbles across an alien Morphic Adaptation Unit, he decides it can be useful to get revenge on a couple of buddies. But how can he lure them to their doom?

Bikini Beach: Nerds - Date Rape Avenger  3/25/2001 When a friend suffers date rape, the Nerd fraternity decides to help catch the perpetrators. But how far are they willing to go, and is this just a simple case of date rape, or something more sinister?

Bikini Beach: The Senator   1/15/2001  A distinguished elderly senator has already announced that he's ending his career. He starts having second thoughts, though, when he meets the man his party has chosen to run for his seat. But having given his word, he can't change his mind. Can he? Or is that only a woman's prerogative?

Bikini Beach: The Nerds - Frat House   11/23/2000  The nerds want to form a fraternity, but the evil Dean seems to want to stop them at all costs. They decide to use the unique magic of Bikini Beach to help them outwit the nasty Dean and his henchmen.

Bikini Beach: The Nerds - Fund Raiser   11/23/2000  The nerds are all set to become a genuine fraternity if the can raise the funding for their new house. How can Bikini Beach possibly help them raise the money?

Office Exchange   11/23/2000  A man has recurrant daydreams about the body of a co-worker. Things get interesting when she discovers, and then uses magic to swap bodies and body parts with him. When his girlfriend gets into the act, things get really interesting for the guy. Maybe he should have stuck to daydreaming about cars or sports!

Bikini Beach: The Nerds - Revenge   10/15/2000  A group of nerds at a college get tricked into going to Bikini Beach, and then serving as sluts for a fraternity party. When their friends decide to help get revenge, things get very interesting for the fraternity.

Bikini Beach: The Activist   10/15/2000  An idealistic lawyer decides that Bikini Beach is discriminating against men. When he inadvertently accepts a challenge to spend a week as a woman, to see why women need a refuge like the park, he thinks nothing of it. Then he visits the park, and starts a new adventure. But will he be able to learn anything?

Borrowed Equipment   9/19/2000  A guy on his way to college stops at an out-of-the-way rest stop for needed relief. When a woman stops behind him, and the ladies room is out of order, he non-chalantly says he wishes he could help her. He gets more than he wished for.

Bikini Beach: Addiction   6/28/2000  Cal and a friend visit Bikini Beach and experience the magic for a day. Now, Cal is going back to Bikini Beach frequently, and his co-workers have noted some changes in his behavior. Can Cal be rescued from his bizarre addiction to the magic?

Bikini Beach: Anya and Me   6/11/2000  A former friend of Anya's stumbles back into her life. They are getting close, but somehow, the Bikini Beach magic is getting in the way. And what exactly are their secrets, that keep them distant from the relationship they both want?

Bikini Beach: Surrogate Mother   5/28/2000  A young couple, left childless by a medical mistake, find Bikini Beach to cheer up the woman. But she's still despondant about being the last in her family line. The husband gets a rather unique idea to help things out, using the special magic of Bikini Beach.

Bikini Beach: A Promise to My Mother   5/14/2000  A bitter young man who's made a wreck of his life tries to patch up his differences with his mother - before she dies. When that fails, he bumps into Anya; she promises she can help him - if he just visits Bikini Beach.

Bikini Beach: Spring Break   3/7/2000  A bunch of college guys descend on the town for a wild spring break. Like all young men, they have their eyes out for the ladies. And where better to find them than a ladies' water park? What exactly does the old woman have in store for them?

Bikini Beach: A Bad Wish at the Beach   3/7/2000  A lonely single guy hopes to find some companionship at the park. When he can't afford the price of a pass, he's about to leave. Then he notices a gold coin on the ground, and a leprechaun reaching for it. When he tries to keep the coin for himself, he gets a wish instead. A poorly chosen wording later, and ...

Bikini Beach: Ring of Good Luck   2/27/2000  A man goes to Bikini Beach to find a young companion. The lucky ring he got from the SRU wizard interacts with the Bikini Beach magic, and he ends up with a very unusual problem. Can the old woman help him get out of this mess, or is he slated to spend the rest of his life with a different kind of luck?

Bikini Beach: Midnight Swim:   2/27/2000  A group of college friends break into Bikini Beach for a little midnight recreation. They don't count on the magic of Bikini Beach, or the old woman. They'll never forget the experience.

Bikini Beach: Julie's Dilemma:   2/27/2000  Julie's friend is trying to get her to have an affair, to be unfaithful to Bashful. Julie abhors the idea, but after a little outing at Bikini Beach, she comes up with a plan to teach her friend a lesson. But exactly what is the lesson, and for how long?

Bikini Beach: Wandering Eyes:   1/29/2000  A wife gets upset with her husband's roving eyes; seems that he's always staring at pretty young ladies. A quick trip to Bikini Beach is the first step on her road to curing him.

Bikini Beach: Skinheads:   1/25/2000  Three racist punks decide that a visit to Bikini Beach will help them get away from the minorities they so despise. When they offend a few guests, the old woman helps them gain a new understanding of life.

Bikini Beach: Sugar and Spice:   1/25/2000  A young wife is watching her life slowly come apart, mostly because of guilt and anguish over their handicapped young son. While her husband takes their older twins to baseball practice, she decides to take the boy to Bikini Beach in hope that playing in the water will help him.

Curiosity Cursed the Cal:   1/15/2000  A man gets caught by a friend wondering what it would be like to be a woman. She tries to help with a magic spell - but it turns out to be a curse. Now, he's finding himself swapping with no control.

The Morpheus Collective:   1/9/2000  A joke about Morpheus' prolific and consistenly wonderful story writing gets closer to the truth than Elrod expected. What exactly is the secret that Elrod stumbled onto, and what will this knowledge cost him?

You Can't Go Back:   1/8/2000  A man visiting his alma mater for a reunion bumps into an old love. They both find they have regrets about what might have been. At a fair, they bump into an old gypsy woman who warns them that they can never go back, but offers to help them nonetheless. The key is that they have to have a new perspective during the fateful autumn when they missed meeting the first time.

Bikini Beach - Lack of Trust:   1/8/2000  A woman is going to take a trip, and doesn't trust her boyfriend around other women. She takes him to Bikini Beach, and buys a pass good for the duration of her trip. That should solve the problem, right?

Bikini Beach - Mr Nelson:   1/4/2000  An old man with Alzheimers stumbles to Bikini Beach. The staff realize that his family is tired of caring for him. The old woman gives him a cure - in a way only she can.

Bikini Beach - Family Outing:   1/4/2000  A family wants to spend a day at the beach, but the public beaches seem to be full of unseemly sorts, and the parents want to protect their kids. By chance, they end up at Bikini Beach. What does the old woman have in story for this plain average family?

Bikini Beach - Gift Certificate:   1/4/2000  When a nerdy guy uncovers the secret of Bikini Beach, he decides to give a membership to a friend, in hopes of generating a sexy girlfriend. But when he fills out the membership application wrong, he gets more than he bargained for. (The SRU wizard and his assistant Danni have cameos here!)

Bikini Beach - Peeping Tom:   12/28/1999  A voyeur tries to get some candid camera shots of the girls in Bikini Beach. But when the old woman catches him, who's going to be in the pictures?

Bikini Beach - The Handyman:   12/28/1999  After a few mechanical problems at the Beach, the old woman decides she needs a resident fix-it-man. An out-of-work handyman is coincidentally looking for work. Has he got what it takes to work at Bikini Beach? If not, can he get it?

Bikini Beach - The New Neighbor:   12/28/1999  When a lecherous developer begins to construct a condo next to Bikini Beach, threatening the privacy of her customers, the old woman has to take some drastic measures to protect her park. While she slows the project, she can't stop it. Can she come up with a better way to handle this problem?

Bikini Beach - Gate Crashers:   12/11/1999  Two boys try to get guest passes for Bikini Beach, but don’t have enough money. When the old woman isn’t looking, they try to sneak in. Little do they know that she saw them, or that her punishment would be permanent and change the type of trouble they could cause.

Bikini Beach - Understanding a Girlfriend:   12/11/1999  A man catches his girlfriend in an affair - with another woman! Angry, he decides to have an affair of his own to humiliate her. To improve his chances, he decides Bikini Beach would be a good place to pick up girls. That turned out to be a big mistake. Now maybe he could understand his girlfriend’s perspective.

S2K - Elrod's Tale:   11/25/1999  The tale of Elrod's encounter with the mysterious and powerful S2K virus.

Bikini Beach - Initiation Rite:   11/18/1999  A fraternity pledge is supposed to get a girl or two to help serve at a fraternity party. One of the fraternity members helpfully gives him a guest pass to Bikini Beach. Or was it really so helpful?

Bikini Beach:   11/18/1999  Two boys are looking for girls, and get directed to Bikini Beach (by the SRU Wizard, no less!). But they don’t realize that Bikini Beach is strictly for girls – not until they are wearing the bikinis, that is!

Curse of the Mummy:   9/8/1999  Archaeologists uncover the tomb of an ancient Egyptian king, but his tomb bears a curse, promising a fate worse than death. Before long, the team begins to vanish, or so it seems. For there is always a stunningly beautiful and endowed woman appearing where each man vanished. What is the curse, and can the heroes escape the wrath of the undead?

A Dilbert Deal:   7/31/1999  A college computer operator is suddenly tormented by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light. Phil wants to rent his soul – in exchange for fulfilling the man’s fantasy of fitting in with the college crowd. After he turns Phil down, his co-workers and boss start to change into Dilbert characters. Finally, the man accepts Phil’s offer. But he doesn’t check out which crowd Phil wants him to fit in with.

The Neighbor’s Amulet:   7/29/1999  A young man and his wife meet a single mother and her two teenage daughters. One of the daughters plays with her mother’s magical amulet, leading to a whole series of adventures between the man, his wife, and the neighbors.

Flashbacks:   7/29/1999  As his nightmares increase, a man starts developing a strange and uncontrollable fascination with things feminine, including cross-dressing. His analyst is baffled, but becomes convinced that his dreams are part of some past experience. But even she is unprepared for the reality that was hidden in his mind.

An Innocent Affair:   7/1/1999  An average family man is propositioned by an attractive young co-worker. When he turns her down, he discovers that she’s a witch. She swaps bodies with him on the weekend, just to torture him until his will breaks and he agrees to an affair.

Kelly Bundy’s Sex Mutant Pesticide:   6/8/1999  When Kelly’s pesticide demonstration gives Bud big hooters, Marcie gets an idea to punish Al and his NO-MAAM gang. But the changes to Bud aren’t through, Jefferson is at the meeting with Al, and Marcie gets a big dose of the pesticide herself. Now who is the sluttiest one in the Bundy household? And why is Peg so happy about the changes?

In the Stripper’s Image:   6/8/1999  After a fight with his girlfriend, a guy goes to a strip club. Imagine his surprise when his favorite stripper is performing. Imagine his surprise when she seems to be expecting him. Imagine his surprise when she takes him home. And she helps with the problems between he and his girlfriend – in a way he really doesn’t expect.

Fantasy Island - Anniversary Present:   4/2/1999  A man laments spending his anniversary on Fantasy Island on a job. When the job is easier than expected, Rourke treats him to a fantasy. But whose fantasy is it that he be changed into a young woman?

The Reverse Curse:   2/5/1999  A guy scores with the daughter of a gypsy, despite her warning. Her curse - every time he gets horny, he turns into the object of every man’s dreams. And if he doesn’t get laid within a short time of changing, the changes will be permanent.

Date Rape Aftermath:   2/1/1999  A college football star, once punished by a sorority witch for date raping a girl, begins to display some very strange and effeminate behaviors. The girls must uncover his secret, and then fix the problem their enthusiastic punishment caused. (Sequel to Consequences of Date Rape.)

To Choose a Life:   1/28/1999  A young woman is beset by problems with relationships. Her analyst uses hypnosis to uncover her past in a search for answers. Though he helps the woman, his findings shake his beliefs in the afterlife and reincarnation.

Gilligan and the Morphing Meteorite:   1/2/1999  Gilligan and Ginger stumble onto a strange meteorite which landed on the island. As Gilligan begins to experience some strange changes, the professor races to unlock the secret of the meteorite - before it’s too late for poor Gilligan!

SRU: Stock Broker:   11/28/1998  A down-on-his luck stock broker stops by our favorite store in hope of finding a way to improve his fortunes. A wishing charm gives him insight into the future, but as they say, be careful of what you wish for. For this charm served Loki, the god of mischief, and the way he divines the future is totally unexpected.

The X-Virus:   11/28/1998  A short tale of a man and how the alien X-virus changes the world around him, leaving him in the small minority of men who don’t have their sexual organs atrophy while they grow large breasts.

The Boob God:   10/24/1998  An older man, visiting a museum in Egypt, accidentally encounters a goddess. She chooses him to carry her power to enhance women’s breasts, even though he doesn’t want this power. And when he sees a man physically abusing his wife, he turns to the power to punish the man.

The Consequences of Date Rape:   10/24/1998  After a sorority sister is raped by her supposed boyfriend, the two resident witches decide to punish the offending guy. And what better punishment than for the entire sorority to use him as a sex toy for an entire weekend? Especially if he’s modified to experience exactly what his victim did?

Wiz TV - Labyrinth:   10/22/1999  Kevin Munson’s Wiz TV channel is starting to see ratings slide, despite some new programs. And then his magic seems to have gone wild, leaving him unable to change his contestants back to normal. What is behind the mysterious happenings at Wiz TV? (SRU Wizard has a cameo)

Sorority Rush:   10/13/1998  Two witches go to an exclusive sorority rush party. When the sorority girls insult one of them, she uses her magic to teach them a lesson about humility and sexual objects. In the process, they have a little bit of fun with the now-super-horny sorority.

Fantasy Island:   10/10/1998  A man goes to Fantasy Island to experience what any macho stud would like - the ultimate sexual encounter. But Rourke has a potion which will help him have a totally new perspective on sex – and relationships with the women he’s been using for his pleasure.

The Relic:   10/10/1998  A college grad student on an archaeological dig in Central America discovers a strange and beautiful jewel in an old temple. Back on campus, he, his feminist rival, and their attractive professor learn the mystery of the relic - the ability to change the victims to the other sex, with supercharged libidos.

The Fraternity Drag Ball:   10/10/1998  A prospective member of a fraternity needs help with a costume for his fraternity’s cross-dressing party. But Madam Zelda has other ideas about helping him improve his social life. Just why won’t the costume come off?

Uncle Ron’s Potion:   10/10/1998  A college guy lamenting his lack of social life gets a mysterious present from his late uncle. With a fraternity party coming up that night, he decides to give it a try. Imagine his surprise - and his roommate’s - when the magical potion gives him a new outlook on socializing.